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MKMP-391 is a 2021 video from K M Produce's series, All Through The Night, Until The Morning Sun Rises, directed by the infamous Samoari.
This is a documentary style video starring Imai Kaho and Tarao (a.k.a. Toyboy Aizawa) who go on an overnight date. The DVD cover looks super cool, but unfortunately, as can be expected from this director, the video itself is anything but.
The video starts with Kaho being interviewed as she walks down the road. Unfortunately, the camera is pointing right at the Sun, so Kaho's face is often obscured by the glare which gives me a headache. I like her Doraemon T-shirt, though!
At night, Kaho (wearing a completely different T-shirt and backpack for some reason) has taken over the camera and meets up with Tarao outside a finger lickin' good restaurant, which makes me hungry. They walk around the streets, but unfortunately the camerawork is really shaky and you can barely see anything.
They head to Tarao's home, and this being a Samoari video, Kaho starts playing with the guy's nipples. They eventually fuck, but the fixed cameras are at really bad angles that don't give you a good view.
The two get in the shower, and they put the camera on the floor facing up, meaning the water splashes onto the lens, obscuring the view. Who needs mosaics, when you have water droplets?
There's a bit where they go to a konbini to do some shopping, except the entire interior is blurred. There are a couple of eating scenes, but the camera is often too far away.
All in all, this video is super lame. It's like Samoari has tried to come up with as many ways as possible to prevent the viewer from being able to see things properly, whether due to glare, poor lighting, water, blurring or bad camera angles. There isn't even that much sex! Some people rave about Samoari, and may actually enjoy this video. The rest of us should avoid this abomination like the plague.
★☆☆☆☆ 1/5
Video purchased from Afesta.